For those of you inclined to such things, my old posts dating back to 2000 now have category tags/archives. Want all of my CT posts? You can do this. Small forest animals? You can do that too. Marechalisms? _of course_ you can do Marechalisms.
Try not to have too much fun with it.
Bill: Ted, while I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted: Yes Bill, but, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it’s pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
Ted: Well how can we have decent instruments when we don’t really even know how to play?
Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen.
Ted: And that is why we need a triumphant video.
Both: EXCELLENT! *air guitar riff*
—Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
More coming, but for the moment I will protect my fragile internets by linking to you the following:
Via Tor.com, we preview the coming cyborg apocalypse. My reaction – they named their company Cyberdyne? Really?
Secondly, something for Samson. If I had known previously that my president was going to wield a lightsaber and fight Darth Vader…well, I voted for him anyway, so.
For serious, peoples. The second link. Click it.
*much, much earlier today*
Me: Yay, it’s a new day. I will work on CC3 maps, and play games, and the people shall rejo…
*computer BSODs*
Me: I guess maybe not so much on fixing the nVidia bug then.
*computer reboots and BSODs*
Me: Man, that’s bad. I guess it’s time to do that really super time-consuming fix for the thing. I shall now do this.
*epic ages of humanity pass, during which it is discovered that 10 clicks is probably a pretty unreasonable number just to set file permissions. Also, it is wondered why I have 15 copies of 2006 versions of nvlddmkm.sys in various places*
Me: Well, that sucked. Maybe it’ll work now.
Computer: Ohnoes! AVG has crashed on startup!
Me: That’s kind of whack. Well, I’ll test it a bit more just to be sure.
Computer: Windows Media Player has crashed for no reason!
Me: Um.
Computer: EPIC SOUND FAIL. *BSOD*
Me: Um. Well, when it starts back u…
Computer: *BSOD*
Me: I think maybe this is not the video card. Now, let us attempt to get to the RAM tester.
Computer: *BSOD!*
Me: Look, just run the tester. Thanks.
Computer: *_BSOD_*
Me: I can’t believe you just BSODed on the RAM test. Well, let’s try the one stick by itself.
Computer: */BSOD/*
Me: Yeah, ok. Other stick?
Computer: Wai~ *hops around with enthusiasm and energy*
Me: Uh-huh. At last, I see. I know the truth.
So I guess I’m going to be purchasing some new RAM right shortly, insofar as working 4 hours to raise the $40 is a better deal to me than waiting 2 weeks for the free replacement RAM to show up.
Also, it’s amazing how bad that one bad stick slowed things down – Hold-my-finger-in-the-wind benchmarking suggests that I’m probably running 3-5 times as fast on one stick as I was with both sticks, the one of them bad. Huh.
Also, I guess the 7 other times I ran RAM tests would’ve picked up on this. Yeah. I dunno. Was my motherboard ever bad? Was my video card ever an issue? We may never know.
Our new look says, simply, “Either let us drag you willingly into the future, or be impaled upon the shiny, metallic spikes of our awesomeness.”
—TÖRdötCÖM
So, Sarah and I sat down and watched all of Firefly, and then we watched Serenity, courtesy of the Collector’s Edition of it I bought her at (not really) random, because I am a devious bastard like that. She’d like me to tell you all what I thought about it, so I will do so.
Short Version: Well, yeah, it was pretty good. Not All That, but pretty good.
Long Version:
Well, arright. I’ll skip the recap stuff, since if you don’t know what Firefly is by now, where the hell have you been living? Like I said, it’s pretty good. It is what it is, which is the first season of a TV show with a pretty good premise, which means that it’s going to be pleasantly uneven in places – mostly in the plot. For the most part, it’s episodic television at its finest. There’s an arc of sorts, mostly with River, but it never actually goes anywhere, and I was beginning to tire of it by the time we ran out of episodes. The plots in general were pretty obvious, I felt, and I’d seen most of them before in various permutations. Sort of like the first season of Highlander, you can tell it’s pretty good, but it’ll definitely get better in the next season, which was very true of Highlander, and if you count Serenity as season 2 of Firefly, true there, too.
OTOH, Firefly, like Highlander, gets saved from eternal enh by the characters, who are badass in the case of Highlander, and Shiny in the case of Firefly. I have not a bad word to say about any of them. They’re funny, they’re entertaining, and I’d watch them sit around a table any day, which in fact I have. In particular, River was intriguing (her arc just needed to go somewhere), the Mal/Inara subplot was great, Jayne stole every scene he was in, and Kaylee was, well, shiny.
Too, the worldbuilding was neat. Because it’s a space western, it is of course a huge ripoff of the post-American Civil War West, with the Alliance playing the Union, the Independents as more palatable Confederates turned random Western folk, and the Reavers as a rather more gruesome band of Indians. That said, it’s the details – the Chinese, the Guild, and what have you – that are really interesting.
As to Serenity, well… it’s a movie trying to be the second season of a TV show, and you can tell. On the one hand, the plot’s better, and it’s actually good and I didn’t see the reveal coming, which was great. We got see River hit some sort of brief conclusion, which was great. The bad guy was cool. OTOH, to get all of those, all the awesome character development stuff got cut ruthlessly in favor of moving the plot. Which sucked a whole lot.
So, yknow, it was pretty good. I’d wish there’d been more of it, because I think it could’ve really gone places, and surely anything that involves more good SF television is worth doing. That said, it’s a little hard for me to get worked up about there not being more of it. Maybe if I actually watched American TV (Firefly and Highlander are the only things I’ve seen this decade, and they’re on DVD), I’d care more. As it is, I can assuage my proto-anguish by watching some more Cowboy Bebop. Or Ghost in the Shell. Shows that have everything Firefly had, except they actually finished.
So, yeah. Worth the watch, but don’t (don’t don’t don’t) believe the hype.
