Samson says ‘Just for that, I’m gonna call for an attack on the RIAA!’
Whir says ‘You don’t need a reason for that.’
Samson says ‘I know, that’s the beauty of it.’
—Samson and Whir

Whir says ‘We Do Dwip Right.’
Whir says ‘For that Deep Down Body Dwip.’
Whir says ‘All You Need is a Dwip and a Dream.’
Whir says ‘Think Once, Think Twice, Think Dwip.’
Whir says ‘Snap! Crackle! Dwip!’
Whir says ‘There Ain’t No Dwip Like A Party Dwip!’
Whir says ‘See the USA in Your Dwip.’
Whir says ‘Great Dwip. Great Times.’
Whir says ‘Grab Life by the Clyos.’
Whir says ‘Does the Hard Clyos, So You Don’t Have To.’
Whir says ‘Let Your Clyos Do The Walking.’
Whir says ‘Silly Rabbit, Clyos is for Kids.’
Whir says ‘Takes a Clyos but it Keeps on Tickin’.’
Whir says ‘Don’t Live a Little, Live a Clyos.’
Whir says ‘You Can Do It When You Clyos It.
—Whir, in a less lucid moment

“California probably just fell into the ocean, but for some reason, Samson’s house is tethered to his DSL line and floating.”
—Whir

Common sense says practice makes perfect. Apathy says fuck that shit.
—Whir

“My car does pretty well in rain. In snow or ice it’s about as useful as Dwip on a Monday.”
—Whir

“What’s fun is hiding behind your garage with your wakizashi, and then jumping out at cars screaming at the top of your lungs.”
“They of course don’t typically find the amusement in it, but I certainly do.”
—Whir

“Except [Idaho's] the 3rd world country of states.”
—Cole